The Weird Friends Fan Club Page 14

  Monday 8th April

  ERIN

  “It gives me great pleasure to call to order the first official meeting of the all new Weird Friends Fan Club!” I announced to clapping.

  “Shouldn’t I have said that?” asked Grace. “No? OK. I mean, you did a great job too.” (I looked at her.) “Really? Is this another example of me doing that thing? Well, OK.”

  “Anyway,” I continued, addressing the group of Nic, Liz, Chloe, Sylvie, Brianna, Si Adoki and Nick Brooker. “Today we are going to discuss how we do this writing group: you can ask any questions, and then we will set ourselves a short story writing exercise that we can all discuss next week.”

  “It’s all about the planning, isn’t it?” said Liz. “That’s what I heard.”

  “Well, some writers work that way,” I replied.

  “No, no, don’t plan,” said Nic. “You can plan too much. Don’t fence yourself in. It’s like that saying, ‘If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans’.”

  “That’s crazy,” responded Chloe. “God can watch any YouTube prank videos he wants. He doesn’t need my plans.” Si Adoki and Brianna laughed.

  “OK. Let’s get back on track,” I said. Everyone looked at me. Nick Brooker even smiled. I smiled back and also kind of squinted. Damn.

  “Do you think they have YouTube in heaven though?” asked Chloe.

  “Oh my god, your hamster babies are so cute…”

  Honestly, diary – I’m not even exaggerating. That’s what everyone wanted to talk about.

  “People, there are writing competitions that we need to enter and prepare for,” chided Grace.

  “Can I write about my hamster?”

  “Is everyone going to write about hamsters?”

  Although, to be fair, this is almost exactly how I always imagined a Year Nine literary discussion would go: veering off on to loads of tangents…

  But what a fun lunchtime.

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  Massive thanks to Kirsty Stansfield, Suzy Jenvey, Lindsey Fraser, Kathryn Ross, Kate Wilson, Catherine Stokes, Fiona Scoble, Nicola Theobald, Tom Bonnick, Rebecca Mason, Julia Kathro, Lauren Fairgrieve, Karen O’Leary and everyone at Nosy Crow, who have been so fantastic. And also thank YOU for reading.

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